Monday, October 10, 2011

Eff. Marry. Kill.

Hey Hey Vintage Apple friends!

My name is Heather.

AKA


I blog about life, love, and furbabies.

I am so glad to guest blog for Michelle while she's on her honeymoon.  I am so happy for her & Mr. A, but I'm obviously very concerned about Gerard Butler's well being, seeing as how she's the love of his life.  We can probably expect him to go on a bender this week.

I've talked before on my blog about my friendship with Michelle.  We're both very goofy people and love to play a game together.  Every evening when I get off work, I can expect a blip from Michelle with a new round of our game.  I actually don't know how I'll function while she's gone this week...  Actually, will one of you send me a blip now to make sure I'm okay??

Okay, more on the game we play...

It's called "Eff, Marry, Kill."

Basically, you choose 3 celebrities and the other person has to choose who'd they'd like to *ahem* make babies with, who they'd like to wed, and who could disappear.  I don't like to say I'd kill them.  That's a little violent for me.  And we always give our reasons.

For example, Michelle gave me the following celebrities (Full House style!):






          
Obviously, I chose to marry John Stamos.  That goes without explanation.  Have mercy.
I chose to make Bob Saget disappear.  Have you heard his stand up routine?! He's a dirty, dirty man!
And make babies with Dave Coullier.  He'd at least make me laugh!

Who would you choose?

26 comments:

Angel said...

Sounds like a cute game!

the girl in the red shoes said...

Too funny! I would make the exact same choice as you!

CMae said...

I think this should be a link up!!!

Who wouldn't choose John Stamos!?!?! HO T T I E !!!

May have to reblog this idea!

tara said...

Ohhh hiiiiii john stamos!!!

Allison said...

Cute!! My choices would be the same as yours for basically the same reasons! John Stamos, wow!!

Meg O. said...

OMG my choices are exactly the same. John Stamos is the hottest man ever.

Ruthie Hart said...

OMG this is hysterrrrrrical!

Kasey said...

I'd swap your Eff and Marry. ;-)

KSK said...

!!!! The first time I heard Danny Tanner's stand up routine, I about died! I don't know why he has to talk like that! I thought he was a wholesome father of 3 lovely girls, living with his friend and brother-in-law! It creeped me out!

Sarah @ Simply Sarah said...

Haha!! I love it! I played that game this summer, good times!

jessica said...

isn't this from step brothers? lol that is so funny. one of my friends and i catch ourselves doing this from time to time. love it!

Catherine said...

i love uncle jessie, but i would pick danny tanner!

Megan said...

Hahaha. That's such a cute game!!

lauren said...

ohh, i love this game! i always find a loop hole..

like, i'd do away with bob saget, just because. i'd do dave coullier (no one said it'd be more than once), and then marry john stamos (because once you're married you can "do the do" as many times as you'd like, no?)

see? fantastic loop hole.

Megg said...

OBVIOUSLY John Stamos.
I was SO upset when I heard about Bob Saget's stand up!! I guess he's said that he has tried hard to get away from the Full House image :( Makes me so sad.

Eboix said...

haha! love this game, and I would totally choose the same!

Ashleigh said...

bahhaha so funny... same exact choices of course. WHat about eff, marry, kill--- JTT, Devon Sawa, Luke Perry??

Chelsea @ {twotwentyone} said...

Cut. It. Out. This is hilarious!

Amber said...

Oooh I wanna play this game! Can I eff AND marry John Stamos, please?

Jewely Bug said...

Great game! Our choices are the same. :)

Melanie Mueller said...

Such a fun game!!!! I would have to agree with your answers! Love John Stamos!!

Ashley said...

Loooove John Stamos!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I think Bob Saget is hilarious. Sometimes he can be really dirty but he's pretty funny.

Rissy said...

marry dave
spend a romantic evening with John
never heard from Danny Tanner again heheeh

Sunni Dae said...

Cutegame! I'll be joining in on the fun! :)

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Erica M. said...

This is funny! I would deff have to agree with your line up.